Is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You appropriate for children?

# Parental Guide: "If I Had Legs I'd Kick You" This R-rated drama contains strong violence and language, along with moderate sexual content and disturbing scenes. The plot involves a mother dealing with her child's unexplained illness amid family crisis and psychological strain. Not appropriate for children or sensitive viewers due to its intense, dark subject matter.

What age is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You suitable for?

Our verdict for If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is: Not recommended. See the age grid on this page for specific recommendations by age group.

Is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You safe for children?

Content breakdown

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Violence

Strong

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Language / Profanity

Strong

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Sexual Content

Moderate

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Horror / Scary

Moderate

About this movie

Type

Movie

Released

2025

Rating

Genre

Drama

Synopsis

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Cast

Rose Byrne

Linda

Conan O'Brien

Therapist

A$AP Rocky

James

Danielle Macdonald

Caroline

Full cast on IMDb ›

Age suitability

Under 6

Not yet

Ages 6–8

Not recommended

Ages 9–12

Not recommended

Ages 13+

Not recommended

Where to watch

🎬 Find on Amazon

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Ratings based on MPAA/TV classification and TMDB metadata. Updated March 2026.
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